I was tasked to be “irreverently funny”.
Adweek named @ChiptoleTweets in top brands to follow
In-house creative @ Chipotle
Introduction:
Burrito tweets. All the burrito tweets.
Adweek named @ChiptoleTweets in top brands to follow
Your girl loves us more.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) June 12, 2016
Find someone who holds you like you hold a burrito.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 29, 2016
I'll hold your hand, if it's holding a burrito.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 8, 2015
Show Idea: Burrito #Bachelorette - 1 woman, 25 burritos.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) June 7, 2016
Let’s send guac into space. If aliens find it, they’ll know Earth is lit.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) May 27, 2016
Shoutout to the 1% who eat bowls with a spoon.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) May 17, 2016
Fact: everyone looks 100% more attractive holding a burrito.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 24, 2015
It’s hard to stay mad at someone who brings you burritos.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 14, 2015
Come over, can't sleep. pic.twitter.com/04wlyiIcfC
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 24, 2015
Chipotle is my life. Literally.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 26, 2016
Hotter than your mixtape. pic.twitter.com/HhOSeyVQtk
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 26, 2015
In one year, we served up more than 5.2 million pounds of organic cilantro. Stacking green like we’re in the rap game.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 24, 2016
Yoga is stretching your mouth around a burrito.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) May 3, 2016
People can be awkward. Guac is always cool.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 15, 2016
Eating a burrito left handed is like being fed by a stranger.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 1, 2015
Pumpkin spice burrito. JK. #FirstDayOfFall pic.twitter.com/XMUiws3API
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 23, 2015
You could make resolutions, or we could make you a burrito.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) January 3, 2016
Making NY resolutions is like removing all the tinfoil off a burrito. It starts out well, but eventually it all falls apart.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) January 1, 2016
One-way ticket outta the friend zone. pic.twitter.com/vvarQZqjZz
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 11, 2016
Topless, because we like it that way. pic.twitter.com/5UEvXuSMPV
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 9, 2016